It was early morning and Flat Spatley with his close friend, Nyancat Scarf, was eager to be off to begin his adventure. Spathead Dana was to meet spathead Jamie in Ann Arbor for a day of fun.
With the strangely appropriate starbucks cup keeping him nice and warm, Flat Spatley trolled the spatheads posts while he waited for Jamie.
Jamie arrived, and Dana and Jamie entertained Nyancat and Flat Spatley with mesmerizing chit-chat. As we know, all the spats are eloquent as well as attractive. It's like every word the spoke was breathed from the sweet lips of an angel ;)
They took really random pictures that captured only parts of their faces....
... until they convinced some random dude to take a picture for them.
The girls took a tour of Eastern Michigan University, where Dana attends school and Flat Spatley was immediately taken with the campus' water tower. Giant phallus anyone?
The phallus gave Flat Spatley a whole new outlook on life. He donned a furry viking helmet...
... And decided to give himself a little bit of bling!
Crazy-cute cow couldn't believe it! Dana, Jamie, Nyancat, and Flat Spatley were off to Ann Arbor, where they dined on fantabulous cheddar-ale soup, grabbed a couple drinks at a local coffee shop, and did some window-shopping in Ann Arbor's eclectic stores.
OHHHHH SPARKLY DOMO!!! The perfect gift for Lorena!!!
Flat Spatley made it to the other side of town, past the "occupy Ann Arbor" protestors. HELLO TENT DWELLERS!!!!
Flat Spatley found some of his cousins.... a giant karate-chop spatula.....
... a handy dandy FINGER SPATULA.....
And the GUITAR SPATULA OF DOOM!!!!
After a quick make-out session with (OH SHIT I FORGOT WHAT HIS NAME WAS - the destroyer of souls) it was back to the meeting spot. The two girl parted company, but that will not be the end of their story, for NEXT MONTH, Dana is going to meet Jamie in Lansing. So... Until then... :)
